How fast does it grow?

Wifey: "Think the lawn needs cutting"

Can you hear it?

Translation: "Get up off your fat arse and mow the lawn please, I've had a busy day at work not unlike in your job."

Me: "Hold on missus, I only did it yesterday morning."

Wifey: "Oh!"
Translation: "You didn't do a very good job then, did you?"


Me: "[rude words]"


I know we've had some lovely weather over the past 48 hours but does grass really grow THAT fast?

I spent bloody ages mowing the lawn and trimming the edges too! I know it's new turf but my god, to coin a phrase from an old track by The Move... I Can Hear The Grass Grow!